Hello lovely people. 

Let me explain what WTF is on this blog. What The Fuck is what I would say upon seeing a title, whether it is the title or my thoughts that cause the reaction.  I love books and my appetite for books is enormous. I read a plethora of genres and have pinpointed the types of books that I love but I also love to search for the strange or funny titles. I search them and then I share them with you. On some occasions I have already read the book or I love the strangeness of the title so much that I plan on reading it. Some books though I can't bring myself to read them. 

Today's list is not brought on by a specific word search or sticks to any type of theme. I chose 5 words at random (basically whatever jumped into my head) then I searched them and this is what I came up with. 

• Three Minute Man (Only 3 minutes???? yeah not worth my time. I won't even break a sweat in 3 minutes)

• Sharing his Chocolate Pie ( they ain't talking about you order in Denny's, so just ewww)

• Shit on my Face ( really that is gross. I don't want his processed food and mens shit is really really stinky. NO THANK YOU!!!)

• I Blew Your Man While You Were Eating Tuna Fish ( I laughed my ass off when I read this title. I love it!)

• Butter Wouldn't Melt ( yeah this kind of goes with the 3 minute wonder in the first title. Sounds like boring sex to me, again no thank you!)

So this is this weeks list please share with your friends and tell me what you think. If you have a theme or suggestion for next Monday's WTF! edition please leave a comment or send me a message at leanneherrera@gmail.com . 

Now smile so the person next to you thinks you have lost your mind.... because I can admit I have... can you?

Every week for the past 19 weeks ( I missed one week from illnesses). I have been rounding up titles that I thought were funny and posting them on here. I have tended to stick to the erotica section, now lets be honest, they have some of the funniest titles. I have branched out a time or two and included titles that were funny from other genre's. I have even posted titles that were not funny but my reaction to them has been. (Now that this paragraph is over I am going to share a funny with you. Every time I typed titles, I accidentally typed titties lol and had to correct it.) 

Disclaimer: The following list of titles has been chosen for fun. It is not a reflection of the title in a bad way necessarily and it is not posted to harm the authors. I have read some of these titles and while I may not review them, there was something about the title that made me laugh. I do not post links or authors names because I do not want the authors to think I am doing this to harm them. This is all about the funny. 

With all that said here is your list:

She's The Last - Sample ( my first reaction was to take out the hyphen and go all ghetto on this ass hat who thinks he can go sample other women before making a commitment...)

 

The Alpha Wolf's Mate - French Kiss Wolf's Bite ( is it a kiss or a bite??? make up your mind because that could be painful and bloody and totally not my idea of a french kiss!)

 

It's My Turn ( Bitch! You better get in line! ... *clears throat* sorry let me just get out of ghetto mode completely I just couldn't help myself!)

 

Hookers in the House ( 80's and 90's dance mixes immediatly started playing loudly in my head... Rumors in the hall all all all, hookers in the how how house. Yeah I went there) 

Two Lips Into My Skin  ( Um, Okay!  Shouldn't it be two lips on my skin. )

Blogger hates me today! Here is my list! There was no search word today, but if you would like to contribute to the next search, please comment here or email me at leanneherrera@gmail.com . 

Hey you! One more thing... Yes I am talking to you! Remember you are loved because you are you and there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you!

Happy Monday!

The blog has been down for the past week. One because I got new technology and I still cannot figure out how to use it! Nothing like a new toy to remind you of how stupid you really are. The second thing is because I am struggling with a bad case of pneumonia and bronchitis. Between the illnesses themselves and the side effects from the medicine that they gave me I haven't felt very funny. I am trying this week and while it will be a short list I am hoping it will be a little funny for you.

As always here is how this works. If you are an author or a reader of this blog for the first time, know that this list is all in fun. I have read and have friends that read some of these titles that have been posted in the past and will probably show up in the future. This is not about the content of the books or the author's ability to write, this is about my brains reaction to some of the titles. Because I thought it was funny I am sharing with you so please do not take offense, this is just for fun.

Here is this weeks list:

• Lick My Eyeball! ( I can't get a contact in my eye with my own finger, the thought of someone tonguing my eyeball with their germy tongue just yeah.... I am running the other way thank you)  

•  Leslie Licks Herself (Yeah okay I would totally pay not only to see this happen but to learn how to do it myself. Then I could really have some fun hahahaha. Okay not really but if we could all do this the race would have died out ages ago lol.)

• Size Does Matter 2 ( Wow he didn't get the hint the first time and they had to tell him again. You would think he would know which of the three bears he was by now you know???) 

•  Romancing The Snow ( I  really know what era I grew up in because my first thought was about a movie that has a title really similar to this. My second thought was wow they must be really frigid if they are as cold as snow) 

• Lick It! Lick It Real Good! ( Did anyone else just sing that in there head or was that only me?)

Well everyone those are the picks for the week from me. Oh by the way the word was lick in case anyone wanted to know for sure. I hope you all will pass this around to your friends. A comment or two about how you like the WTF edition would be awesome and if you want to send me a message I may just scream your name!  

Hugs and happy Monday to you!

Well it is another week and another edition of WTF!  I have been absent from the blog for personal emotional and physical reasons this past week, but I am back now and will be kicking it into gear starting with today's blog in the hopes that I can contribute to some smiles ( both yours and mine). 

Let me explain what this is. I scour the net to find book titles that make me laugh/ giggle or cause me to take a second look. I find at least 5 in the category I have chosen for the week and post them here. I do this not with malice for the wonderful authors out there or to pick at people, but because they caused me to pause or laugh. Then I blog about them to share the laughter. This is all in fun, so if you see your title or a book you really liked, please do not be offended. In the past I have heard authors were afraid that their books would end up here. If it does end up here it just means your title made me take notice. ( I may not want to review it on this blog but I do read some of the more creative titles lol) 

Now this weeks category is toes and feet. ( um, ewww!) It comes to us courtesy of Kriss Morton to pick on Dionne Lister and her dislike of the topic ( I don't like them either). 

So here is our list for the week!

  

  1) Toes Are For Sucking ( gross! Pretty sure our toes are for balance! If you are a toddler or  infant  then thumbs are for sucking but toes are just eww!)
    2) Toe Cleavage ( Upon seeing this title I immediately looked down at my toes and thought, yeah my toes have cleavage only because they are swollen, completely not pretty!  Did you just look at your toes too?)
    3)  Foot Pervert in the Park ( Great now I am going to avoid wearing flip flops and sandals in parks for fear some deranged goober is out there thinking my toes are their next meal)
    4) One Toe Out(A Complicated Love Story) ( ROFL, my first thought was that some guy who loves his sweat stained stinky socks is heartbroken when he realizes that there is a hole in them by the one toe that is sticking out!  That would be a short story because his wife/girl/boyfriend would come in and force the guy to throw the socks away!)
    5)  Sucking Her Toes to get His Foot in the Door  ( I am thinking that if you have to suck someone's toes to get a specific job then maybe that job is not ready for you. Or maybe the person interviewing you stepped in dog poo and is an asshat and wants you to clean them. I just grossed myself out, so glad I have a trashcan next to me)

If you would like to make a suggestion for a topic or think this is funny please please please leave a comment. If you are offended you can send me an email at leanneherrera@gmail.com .

Hope you have a great Monday with clean toes and feet.

For those of you that are just viewing this for the first time, let me explain what this blog post is about. Every Monday in hopes of putting a smile on someone's face I go scour the books online for titles that make me laugh or make me think of something funny. Then I pick a few and post just the titles and what I thought when I read it. Now this does not mean that the book is bad or that I am not recommending the books it just means I found the title funny. I have actually read some of the titles that I have put on these blogs and some of them are really great books.

I started this when I ran across a couple of really funny titles and shared them and my opinion with a friend. She thought it was hilarious and recommended that I make a blog post with it and so WTF was born.

Now to the authors that might see their title on here. Please do not get angry it is all in fun and I have actually heard that their books got more traffic since I started posting these. It is all in fun and some of the titles are not bad, just my thoughts after reading them make it funny. It is just for a smile. Please smile with us if your title is here today.

Today's theme should be pretty obvious.

1)Twenty Tones of Red ( Ten tones of blue, thirty tones of black, yeah and 50 shades of grey.) 

2)Orange Bang ( This one had me asking how long it took to get her to turn orange from being banged. That has to be painful!) 

3)Screaming Yellow ( Screams come in colors??? Maybe I should scream some purple because that is my favorite color after all. I think I would like to fill the room with ecstatic screams of purple. What color would you choose to scream?) 

4)Glowing Green with Flowing Cream ( Okay this one kind of made me sick because I actually saw green moldy cum in my mind when I read this title. How old would cum have to be to be green anyway?)

5)Raine's Blues (Off Like a Prom Dress)~ ( OMG I laughed so hard when I read this one. This person must have had a rather lusty prom lol, my proms were boring.) 

6)69 Shades of Purple (This one and the first one I swear go together and well red does come after purple in the rainbow so I guess it works. But come on can we just move away from the titles similar to the shades of grey novels please... I am begging you) 

7)Xxxxx Xxxxx's Poorly Written, Nerdy, Tacky, Immature Rainbow of Raunchiness ( The authors name was in the title which is why it is all X's. I fell into a fit of giggles when I read this one. I kept thinking okay well at least he is honest about how awful he thinks it is) 

Those are all the titles I hope you can see the theme for today's WTF! edition!

I encourage you to comment or email me some suggestions for the next WTF! edition! Even if you do not have a suggestion, leave a comment or email and let me know if you liked this one or not. Thank you to all the authors that belong to these titles and to all the readers and followers that share this blog, your participation means a lot to me!

Happy Monday!

leanneherrera@gmail.com

1. A Quarter Dozen Dirty Stories (If I am horny I am not doing the math to figure out that this book has 3 short stories, Geez!)

2. Homeless Wrinkly Man Story (OMG really, this sounds um dirty but not erotic dirty. It sounds dirty like I feel the need to shower and scrub my skin raw dirty.)

3. Wet Korea: Let's Get Married (as opposed to Dry Korea: Let's get divorced????)

4. Fifty Shades of Brown (okay first I thought about shit, but seriously quit being lazy and borrowing/altering titles, it's annoying!)

5. Dumpsterotica how dirty are you?? (This title does not scream sexy it screams gross, I mean seriously have you seen the inside of a dumpster, they never clean them... just ewww gross)

Welcome to another Monday addition of the top 5 books that I won't be reviewing. 



Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!

1- A Matter of Simplicity: Minimalistic Living for Beginners (Home, Life, Work and Money)-{this needs a simpler title}
2- What Color Is Your Parachute? 2014 A Practical Manual for Job-Hunters and Career-Changers- {it's a freaking rainbow now what?}
3- Skinnygirl Solutions: Your Straight-Up Guide to Home, Health, Family, Career, Style, and Sex -  {I want to read the fatgirl solutions! Skinny girls don't corner the market on problems in these areas!}
4- Born To Be Rich -{not when your book's free!}
5- Shit that Pisses Me Off- {yeah me to but opinions are like assholes everyone has one!}