Random Reviews by Leanne

Hello lovely people. 

Let me explain what WTF is on this blog. What The Fuck is what I would say upon seeing a title, whether it is the title or my thoughts that cause the reaction.  I love books and my appetite for books is enormous. I read a plethora of genres and have pinpointed the types of books that I love but I also love to search for the strange or funny titles. I search them and then I share them with you. On some occasions I have already read the book or I love the strangeness of the title so much that I plan on reading it. Some books though I can't bring myself to read them. 

Today's list is not brought on by a specific word search or sticks to any type of theme. I chose 5 words at random (basically whatever jumped into my head) then I searched them and this is what I came up with. 

• Three Minute Man (Only 3 minutes???? yeah not worth my time. I won't even break a sweat in 3 minutes)

• Sharing his Chocolate Pie ( they ain't talking about you order in Denny's, so just ewww)

• Shit on my Face ( really that is gross. I don't want his processed food and mens shit is really really stinky. NO THANK YOU!!!)

• I Blew Your Man While You Were Eating Tuna Fish ( I laughed my ass off when I read this title. I love it!)

• Butter Wouldn't Melt ( yeah this kind of goes with the 3 minute wonder in the first title. Sounds like boring sex to me, again no thank you!)

So this is this weeks list please share with your friends and tell me what you think. If you have a theme or suggestion for next Monday's WTF! edition please leave a comment or send me a message at leanneherrera@gmail.com . 

Now smile so the person next to you thinks you have lost your mind.... because I can admit I have... can you?

Okay you will never guess what happened... So what happened was I got so wrapped up in um...  um... ( think of something good stupid! You are a writer you can do this). Okay obviously I cannot lie. This episode was posted late because I procrastinated. To be honest I have been depressed for the past week that I kept saying I would write it when I was happier. Here I am with a smile on my face and a set of erotica titles to make you laugh.

I know, I know I need to find a different genre, but come on there are so many funny ones that I just cannot seem to help myself.

There was no word search this week, because no one sent me words or commented this week. *Sigh* I felt so unloved!

Wait! Have you stumbled here by mistake or your friend sent you the link ( oh man I hope) and have absolutely no idea what I am talking about? Well just a brief intro to what Monday WTF! editions are all about.

I love books and while trolling for books on Amazon's free list, I came across some shocking titles and thought WTF! Then I told my friend and she said I should make a list of them and post them on my blog. This is what I have been doing the past several weeks, just for laughs. I don't include author names or links because it is not meant to harm them. Just a bit of a most needed laughs for Monday mornings!

Hope you enjoy!

This weeks list:

1) Breaking Down ( Really??? My first thought was that the title was too much like Breaking Dawn ugh!) 

2) Short Smut! ( okay so why couldn't this be Tall Smut or what if I like my smut to be Purple? Why short? I mean it just leaves all the other possibilities out and well makes those other smuts feel bad. Meanies!)

3) Darling, I Just Got Laid ( freaking braggarts. I mean you can't talk about it if I am not getting any. It's not nice!)

4) Turbo Tampon ( This sounds like a weapon and not something sexual. I mean no one really enjoys tampon's right? So I am picturing a tampon with spikes and she pulls it out of her vagina and it is a sword or something. Or maybe it is a tampon that works so fast that one application pulls all the period out of you and poof, your week of the dreaded curse is gone in 3.2 seconds! ) 

5) Her Very Special Robot ( Does it clean? Will it text for me? Does it get netflix? Can it pay my bills? Because if it can't do anything like that, it's just not worth the batteries that I would have to put into it. ) 

So those are titles for this week, I am sure I will find more and next weeks will be on time.  ( I hope)

If you would like to contribute to my search shoot me an email at leanneherrera@gmail.com or leave a comment. I also review and beta read if you would like help with that. I just really like mail and comments, it makes me feel less like I am talking to myself.

Hugs have an absolutely awesome Monday!