Hello lovely people. 

Let me explain what WTF is on this blog. What The Fuck is what I would say upon seeing a title, whether it is the title or my thoughts that cause the reaction.  I love books and my appetite for books is enormous. I read a plethora of genres and have pinpointed the types of books that I love but I also love to search for the strange or funny titles. I search them and then I share them with you. On some occasions I have already read the book or I love the strangeness of the title so much that I plan on reading it. Some books though I can't bring myself to read them. 

Today's list is not brought on by a specific word search or sticks to any type of theme. I chose 5 words at random (basically whatever jumped into my head) then I searched them and this is what I came up with. 

• Three Minute Man (Only 3 minutes???? yeah not worth my time. I won't even break a sweat in 3 minutes)

• Sharing his Chocolate Pie ( they ain't talking about you order in Denny's, so just ewww)

• Shit on my Face ( really that is gross. I don't want his processed food and mens shit is really really stinky. NO THANK YOU!!!)

• I Blew Your Man While You Were Eating Tuna Fish ( I laughed my ass off when I read this title. I love it!)

• Butter Wouldn't Melt ( yeah this kind of goes with the 3 minute wonder in the first title. Sounds like boring sex to me, again no thank you!)

So this is this weeks list please share with your friends and tell me what you think. If you have a theme or suggestion for next Monday's WTF! edition please leave a comment or send me a message at leanneherrera@gmail.com . 

Now smile so the person next to you thinks you have lost your mind.... because I can admit I have... can you?

Every week for the past 19 weeks ( I missed one week from illnesses). I have been rounding up titles that I thought were funny and posting them on here. I have tended to stick to the erotica section, now lets be honest, they have some of the funniest titles. I have branched out a time or two and included titles that were funny from other genre's. I have even posted titles that were not funny but my reaction to them has been. (Now that this paragraph is over I am going to share a funny with you. Every time I typed titles, I accidentally typed titties lol and had to correct it.) 

Disclaimer: The following list of titles has been chosen for fun. It is not a reflection of the title in a bad way necessarily and it is not posted to harm the authors. I have read some of these titles and while I may not review them, there was something about the title that made me laugh. I do not post links or authors names because I do not want the authors to think I am doing this to harm them. This is all about the funny. 

With all that said here is your list:

She's The Last - Sample ( my first reaction was to take out the hyphen and go all ghetto on this ass hat who thinks he can go sample other women before making a commitment...)

 

The Alpha Wolf's Mate - French Kiss Wolf's Bite ( is it a kiss or a bite??? make up your mind because that could be painful and bloody and totally not my idea of a french kiss!)

 

It's My Turn ( Bitch! You better get in line! ... *clears throat* sorry let me just get out of ghetto mode completely I just couldn't help myself!)

 

Hookers in the House ( 80's and 90's dance mixes immediatly started playing loudly in my head... Rumors in the hall all all all, hookers in the how how house. Yeah I went there) 

Two Lips Into My Skin  ( Um, Okay!  Shouldn't it be two lips on my skin. )

Blogger hates me today! Here is my list! There was no search word today, but if you would like to contribute to the next search, please comment here or email me at leanneherrera@gmail.com . 

Hey you! One more thing... Yes I am talking to you! Remember you are loved because you are you and there is no one else in the whole world exactly like you!

Happy Monday!

For those of you that are just viewing this for the first time, let me explain what this blog post is about. Every Monday in hopes of putting a smile on someone's face I go scour the books online for titles that make me laugh or make me think of something funny. Then I pick a few and post just the titles and what I thought when I read it. Now this does not mean that the book is bad or that I am not recommending the books it just means I found the title funny. I have actually read some of the titles that I have put on these blogs and some of them are really great books.

I started this when I ran across a couple of really funny titles and shared them and my opinion with a friend. She thought it was hilarious and recommended that I make a blog post with it and so WTF was born.

Now to the authors that might see their title on here. Please do not get angry it is all in fun and I have actually heard that their books got more traffic since I started posting these. It is all in fun and some of the titles are not bad, just my thoughts after reading them make it funny. It is just for a smile. Please smile with us if your title is here today.

Today's theme should be pretty obvious.

1)Twenty Tones of Red ( Ten tones of blue, thirty tones of black, yeah and 50 shades of grey.) 

2)Orange Bang ( This one had me asking how long it took to get her to turn orange from being banged. That has to be painful!) 

3)Screaming Yellow ( Screams come in colors??? Maybe I should scream some purple because that is my favorite color after all. I think I would like to fill the room with ecstatic screams of purple. What color would you choose to scream?) 

4)Glowing Green with Flowing Cream ( Okay this one kind of made me sick because I actually saw green moldy cum in my mind when I read this title. How old would cum have to be to be green anyway?)

5)Raine's Blues (Off Like a Prom Dress)~ ( OMG I laughed so hard when I read this one. This person must have had a rather lusty prom lol, my proms were boring.) 

6)69 Shades of Purple (This one and the first one I swear go together and well red does come after purple in the rainbow so I guess it works. But come on can we just move away from the titles similar to the shades of grey novels please... I am begging you) 

7)Xxxxx Xxxxx's Poorly Written, Nerdy, Tacky, Immature Rainbow of Raunchiness ( The authors name was in the title which is why it is all X's. I fell into a fit of giggles when I read this one. I kept thinking okay well at least he is honest about how awful he thinks it is) 

Those are all the titles I hope you can see the theme for today's WTF! edition!

I encourage you to comment or email me some suggestions for the next WTF! edition! Even if you do not have a suggestion, leave a comment or email and let me know if you liked this one or not. Thank you to all the authors that belong to these titles and to all the readers and followers that share this blog, your participation means a lot to me!

Happy Monday!

leanneherrera@gmail.com

Okay you will never guess what happened... So what happened was I got so wrapped up in um...  um... ( think of something good stupid! You are a writer you can do this). Okay obviously I cannot lie. This episode was posted late because I procrastinated. To be honest I have been depressed for the past week that I kept saying I would write it when I was happier. Here I am with a smile on my face and a set of erotica titles to make you laugh.

I know, I know I need to find a different genre, but come on there are so many funny ones that I just cannot seem to help myself.

There was no word search this week, because no one sent me words or commented this week. *Sigh* I felt so unloved!

Wait! Have you stumbled here by mistake or your friend sent you the link ( oh man I hope) and have absolutely no idea what I am talking about? Well just a brief intro to what Monday WTF! editions are all about.

I love books and while trolling for books on Amazon's free list, I came across some shocking titles and thought WTF! Then I told my friend and she said I should make a list of them and post them on my blog. This is what I have been doing the past several weeks, just for laughs. I don't include author names or links because it is not meant to harm them. Just a bit of a most needed laughs for Monday mornings!

Hope you enjoy!

This weeks list:

1) Breaking Down ( Really??? My first thought was that the title was too much like Breaking Dawn ugh!) 

2) Short Smut! ( okay so why couldn't this be Tall Smut or what if I like my smut to be Purple? Why short? I mean it just leaves all the other possibilities out and well makes those other smuts feel bad. Meanies!)

3) Darling, I Just Got Laid ( freaking braggarts. I mean you can't talk about it if I am not getting any. It's not nice!)

4) Turbo Tampon ( This sounds like a weapon and not something sexual. I mean no one really enjoys tampon's right? So I am picturing a tampon with spikes and she pulls it out of her vagina and it is a sword or something. Or maybe it is a tampon that works so fast that one application pulls all the period out of you and poof, your week of the dreaded curse is gone in 3.2 seconds! ) 

5) Her Very Special Robot ( Does it clean? Will it text for me? Does it get netflix? Can it pay my bills? Because if it can't do anything like that, it's just not worth the batteries that I would have to put into it. ) 

So those are titles for this week, I am sure I will find more and next weeks will be on time.  ( I hope)

If you would like to contribute to my search shoot me an email at leanneherrera@gmail.com or leave a comment. I also review and beta read if you would like help with that. I just really like mail and comments, it makes me feel less like I am talking to myself.

Hugs have an absolutely awesome Monday!

1. A Quarter Dozen Dirty Stories (If I am horny I am not doing the math to figure out that this book has 3 short stories, Geez!)

2. Homeless Wrinkly Man Story (OMG really, this sounds um dirty but not erotic dirty. It sounds dirty like I feel the need to shower and scrub my skin raw dirty.)

3. Wet Korea: Let's Get Married (as opposed to Dry Korea: Let's get divorced????)

4. Fifty Shades of Brown (okay first I thought about shit, but seriously quit being lazy and borrowing/altering titles, it's annoying!)

5. Dumpsterotica how dirty are you?? (This title does not scream sexy it screams gross, I mean seriously have you seen the inside of a dumpster, they never clean them... just ewww gross)

Synopsis of Charmed by Erica Ridley

Daisy le Fey is good at a lot of things. Math, science, accidentally turning people into pumpkins... Unfortunately, she's not good at the one thing hiring managers look for when filling open positions for magical beings: Magic.


When she jeopardizes her apprenticeship by getting involved with sexy mortal Trevor Masterson, it's one disaster too many. In order to stay out of purgatory, she's going to have to ditch the human--and her one chance at true love.

Charmed made me happy!

My review:


All I can say is that I was charmed by Charmed. Daisy's appearance in a tent as a tooth fairy had me in fits of laughter the majority of the book. I loved the interaction with Trevor as well as her parents and her best friend. Who would of thought that there would be a bad tooth fairy. Well in all fairness Daisy isn't bad she is just not a very magical fairy. I loved the book and will be recommending it to all my friends that like a little laugh with their romance!


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