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Sunday, November 24, 2013
Hello lovely people.
Let me explain what WTF is on this blog. What The Fuck is what I would say upon seeing a title, whether it is the title or my thoughts that cause the reaction. I love books and my appetite for books is enormous. I read a plethora of genres and have pinpointed the types of books that I love but I also love to search for the strange or funny titles. I search them and then I share them with you. On some occasions I have already read the book or I love the strangeness of the title so much that I plan on reading it. Some books though I can't bring myself to read them.
Today's list is not brought on by a specific word search or sticks to any type of theme. I chose 5 words at random (basically whatever jumped into my head) then I searched them and this is what I came up with.
So this is this weeks list please share with your friends and tell me what you think. If you have a theme or suggestion for next Monday's WTF! edition please leave a comment or send me a message at leanneherrera@gmail.com .
Now smile so the person next to you thinks you have lost your mind.... because I can admit I have... can you?
Let me explain what WTF is on this blog. What The Fuck is what I would say upon seeing a title, whether it is the title or my thoughts that cause the reaction. I love books and my appetite for books is enormous. I read a plethora of genres and have pinpointed the types of books that I love but I also love to search for the strange or funny titles. I search them and then I share them with you. On some occasions I have already read the book or I love the strangeness of the title so much that I plan on reading it. Some books though I can't bring myself to read them.
Today's list is not brought on by a specific word search or sticks to any type of theme. I chose 5 words at random (basically whatever jumped into my head) then I searched them and this is what I came up with.
- Three Minute Man (Only 3 minutes???? yeah not worth my time. I won't even break a sweat in 3 minutes)
- Sharing his Chocolate Pie ( they ain't talking about you order in Denny's, so just ewww)
- Shit on my Face ( really that is gross. I don't want his processed food and mens shit is really really stinky. NO THANK YOU!!!)
- I Blew Your Man While You Were Eating Tuna Fish ( I laughed my ass off when I read this title. I love it!)
- Butter Wouldn't Melt ( yeah this kind of goes with the 3 minute wonder in the first title. Sounds like boring sex to me, again no thank you!)
So this is this weeks list please share with your friends and tell me what you think. If you have a theme or suggestion for next Monday's WTF! edition please leave a comment or send me a message at leanneherrera@gmail.com .
Now smile so the person next to you thinks you have lost your mind.... because I can admit I have... can you?
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Yay! It's Monday which means I have
scoured the digital book shelves to find 5 titles I wouldn't want to
review! If you don't know what this is and you have been directed
here for a little giggle courtesy of one of my wonderful readers,
well then let me fill you in. This is done all in fun. I find titles
that either are goofy or make me screw my face up. Then I pick the
top five and add my own two cents. Once I am finished I put it all
here for you to laugh with me. I do not include a buy link or the
authors name because, well, that would just be mean! This is meant to
give you a smile on Monday mornings not to pick on others. Also, as
promised, the genre is erotica!
- A Quarter Dozen Dirty Stories (If I am horny I am not doing the math to figure out that this book has 3 short stories, Geez!)
- Homeless Wrinkly Man Story (OMG really, this sounds um dirty but not erotic dirty. It sounds dirty like I feel the need to shower and scrub my skin raw dirty.)
- Wet Korea: Let's Get Married (as opposed to Dry Korea: Let's get divorced????)
- Fifty Shades of Brown (okay first I thought about shit, but seriously quit being lazy and borrowing/altering titles, it's annoying!)
- Dumpsterotica how dirty are you?? (This title does not scream sexy it screams gross, I mean seriously have you seen the inside of a dumpster, they never clean them... just ewww gross)
Remember that this is all in fun. If
you are a reader of erotica ( as I am) then you know some of the
titles are really silly. If you are an author, know that your title
caused someone to laugh a little today.
Comments would be wonderful! I would
love to hear your thoughts about these Monday blogs! Leave a comment
or send me an email! leanneherrera@gmail.com
!
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Synopsis of Charmed by Erica Ridley
Daisy le Fey is good at a lot of things. Math, science, accidentally
turning people into pumpkins... Unfortunately, she's not good at the one
thing hiring managers look for when filling open positions for magical
beings: Magic.
When she jeopardizes her apprenticeship by getting involved with sexy mortal Trevor Masterson, it's one disaster too many. In order to stay out of purgatory, she's going to have to ditch the human--and her one chance at true love.
My review:
All I can say is that I was charmed by Charmed. Daisy's appearance in a tent as a tooth fairy had me in fits of laughter the majority of the book. I loved the interaction with Trevor as well as her parents and her best friend. Who would of thought that there would be a bad tooth fairy. Well in all fairness Daisy isn't bad she is just not a very magical fairy. I loved the book and will be recommending it to all my friends that like a little laugh with their romance!
About the author:
Daisy le Fey is good at a lot of things. Math, science, accidentally
turning people into pumpkins... Unfortunately, she's not good at the one
thing hiring managers look for when filling open positions for magical
beings: Magic.When she jeopardizes her apprenticeship by getting involved with sexy mortal Trevor Masterson, it's one disaster too many. In order to stay out of purgatory, she's going to have to ditch the human--and her one chance at true love.
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| Charmed made me happy! |
All I can say is that I was charmed by Charmed. Daisy's appearance in a tent as a tooth fairy had me in fits of laughter the majority of the book. I loved the interaction with Trevor as well as her parents and her best friend. Who would of thought that there would be a bad tooth fairy. Well in all fairness Daisy isn't bad she is just not a very magical fairy. I loved the book and will be recommending it to all my friends that like a little laugh with their romance!
About the author:
Erica
Ridley learned to read when she was three, which was about the same
time she decided to be a writer when she grew up. Over the course of her
school years, she graduated from self-illustrated stories written in
crayon to dramatic sagas filling reams of spiral notebooks.
Now, Erica writes paranormal, fantasy, and historical romances. Her Gothic debut, TOO WICKED TO KISS, released in 2010, followed by TOO SINFUL TO DENY in 2011. Never Been Bitten, a vampire romance, appeared in the 2012 anthology BORN TO BITE along with fellow authors Hannah Howell and Diana Cosby.
Erica is currently working on a new trilogy of
contemporary romantic comedies featuring heroes and heroines from the
fantastical world of Nether-Netherland. The first, LOVE, LUST AND PIXIE
DUST, debuted in December 2012. The second, WANDS, WISHES AND GENIE
KISSES, launches in summer 2013. The third, FATE, FIRE AND DEMON DESIRE,
comes out late fall 2013.
When not reading or writing romances, Erica can be found riding camels in Africa, zip-lining through rainforests in Costa Rica, or getting hopelessly lost in the middle of Budapest.
She can also be found on:
Official Website - http://www.EricaRidley.com
Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/EricaRidleyFans
Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/EricaRidley
Now, Erica writes paranormal, fantasy, and historical romances. Her Gothic debut, TOO WICKED TO KISS, released in 2010, followed by TOO SINFUL TO DENY in 2011. Never Been Bitten, a vampire romance, appeared in the 2012 anthology BORN TO BITE along with fellow authors Hannah Howell and Diana Cosby.
Erica is currently working on a new trilogy of
contemporary romantic comedies featuring heroes and heroines from the
fantastical world of Nether-Netherland. The first, LOVE, LUST AND PIXIE
DUST, debuted in December 2012. The second, WANDS, WISHES AND GENIE
KISSES, launches in summer 2013. The third, FATE, FIRE AND DEMON DESIRE,
comes out late fall 2013.When not reading or writing romances, Erica can be found riding camels in Africa, zip-lining through rainforests in Costa Rica, or getting hopelessly lost in the middle of Budapest.
She can also be found on:
Official Website - http://www.EricaRidley.com
Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/EricaRidleyFans
Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/EricaRidley
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